Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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