brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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