Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
only you would photoshop your dick
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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