question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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