dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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