Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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