i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
either way he was missing a nipple.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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