would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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