i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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