okay pat passed out under dana's car
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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