like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Actions speak louder than pants.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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