love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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