I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I currently don't understand fingers.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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