Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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