Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
My pussy is not your playground.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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