If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I accidentally had phone sex last night
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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