I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Randomize
