she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
