Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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