So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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