I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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