Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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