on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just gift wrapped bread.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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