he thought i was a dude.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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