FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
