I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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