I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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