ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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