32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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