we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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