my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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