If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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