I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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