im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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