Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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