I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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