Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
