I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I enjoy the company of your penis
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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