North Korea, Best Korea!
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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