Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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