I threw up into my coffee this morning.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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