im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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