should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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