Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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