carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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