I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize
