I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Randomize
