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(816): View more from Missouri

dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?

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(207): View more from Maine

It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..

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(563): View more from Iowa

I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.

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(440): View more from Ohio

planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out

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(312): View more from Illinois

Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"

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(330): View more from Ohio

Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?

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