the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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