In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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