Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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