he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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