Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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