This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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