Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
should my penis look like a turkey
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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