i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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